realitytvgifs:

walking into work after a 3 day weekend

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

chadleymacguff:

bye grandpa

why do you hate straight people?

Anonymous

fatwink:

if straight people didn’t exist there would be less people in the world and it’d be a lot easier for me to call in to radio stations and win concert tickets probably. so there’s that

aquiladafirenze:

fqno:

bridie-girl:

This just increased my giraffe obsession.

i almost weeped

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

PREACH IT

iamnastynate:

carolfuckingbrady:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

finally someone made this

My god. Finally someone understands the presser I feel to look perfect

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s cool that if i hold a seashell up to my ear i can hear the ocean but if i hold an empty pringles tube up to my ear i can hear my dad saying “wtf are you doing idiot”